Fox Mulder and his love for Dana Scully.
a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
I’m going to prove this wrong one point at a time, color-coded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utter bullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true.
Red— Oxytocin is released at many point in a person’s life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and masturbation.
Orange— Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong.
Yellow— Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having ones.
Green— Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin
Blue— Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed.
Indigo— Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman’s moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy.
Violet— Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required.
Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow.
- a short horror story: David Tennant goes bald
Yup..I saw seasons 1-3 at Target this morning and bought them all. No regrets.
Friendship: Kissing your friend on their porch when your brother just tried to drive her off a bridge. Having your friend make out with your hand in a bathroom. When your friend drops by and you decide to say hello naked. When you say hello naked and your friend very obviously peeks through her hand. Having your friend sit on you. Frienship is looking deeply into each other’s eyes while breathing heavy.
- Moe: You’re a monster, Rumplestiltskin.
- Mr. Gold:
- Mr. Gold:
- Mr. Gold: Yeah, that’s not what your daughter said last night.
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